A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Tourist: $5.00
+ Broiled Missionary: $6 .00
+ Fried Explorer: $7.00< /strong>
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of %^&*, it takes all morning."